memeclassheroes:

dumbtrannybitch:

Changing my name to Estradiol so trans women will put me in their mouth

master-of-47-dudes:

I drew another picture of my cat

homosexuality:

and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

redphienix:

Streamer who says “And now just a little break for an ad read, sorry guys, brb” and then they just pull out a newspaper and silently read some of the ads while scowling because they don’t enjoy this, occasionally muttering “That’s not even a good deal” and then calmly folds it back up and starts playing again.

metalgearheritageposts:

carbink:

carbink:

Look at this scar. This is proof that I was once a mother. I gave up my body and my child for my country. There is nothing left inside me now. Nothing at all. No hatred, not even regret. And yet sometimes at night I can still feel the pain creeping up inside me.

Jack… or should I say Snake… you’re a wonderful man. Kill me. Kill me now. There’s only room for one snake and one boss.

MGS Heritage Post

flightyfinch:

1cecxla:

odumb:

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

im-some-lionheart:

powerburial:

BDSM is fine, except for binding people which is fucked up, and dominating people which is fucked up, and sadism which is- lets be real- pretty fucked up, and masochism which is honestly lowkey pathetic

this is what gays under 20 sound like when they talk about kink at pride

faggottranssexual:

i do not consume art btw it consumes me and its teeth are scary sharp

canadian-kazoo-god:

violetgec:

clityeastwood:

emptycontainer:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

ALT

dankmemeuniversity:

coughloop:

relelvance:

coughloop:

So tired I’m going to bed tonight

Pregant* Giving birth*

come on